"So what’s so great about that show?"
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life
having your period cramp pain fade away is literally the happiest feeling ever, like you slowly start uncurling yourself from the fetal position, and feel like you can take over the world again
This is what happiness is.
- being late
- things i said five minutes ago
- things i said five years ago
- people touching me
- being around a ton of people
- being yelled at
- wondering if people are talking about me
- every action i do
- and just about everything else
sounds about right
Beautiful Faces | Alia Shawkat